
I saw Bolt and believe-it-or-not this is the single WORST movie of the year. This is also the most predictable movie of the year. The makers on this movie (some of whom are responsible for the disaster, Cars) should have spent more time and money writing a good screenplay and less hiring A-list stars some of whom are horrible (Miley Cyrus), some have no screen time (Malcolm Mcdowell), and some of whom are too old for the part and should be working on Pulp Fiction 2 (John Travolta). The most annoying character of the year is also in this movie, Rhino the Hamster. Rhino's 6 scenes are too much screen time. Mcdowell's character has only 3 lines. Miley's character is in 4 scenes. There was no passion in the making of this movie just money making gimmicks (3D, Miley Cyrus, John Travolta, Talking Dogs). All this movie is, is a non-creative rip-off of every creative movie ever made. Skip this movie and check out Homeward Bound a good movie that Bolt completely stole almost every "creative idea" it had from. Bolt could almost be considered a remake of Homeward Bound. Except Bolt has no stakes unlike Homeward Bound which features life-or-death situations. The only stakes in Bolt occur in the last 10 minutes. In fact I'm going to ruin the ending of this movie so you don't see it. Penny is trapped in a fire and Bolt tries, but fails to save her so he uses his super bark (think the end of Titanic when Rose blows the whistle) to get attention. The animation in this movie isn't nearly as good as Kung-Fu Panda or Wall-E (both highly superior movies). Instead of wasting your ten bucks on this piece of crap, rent Kung-Fu Panda, Wall-E, and Homeward Bound.
Bolt - 0 out of 4
-Zach

9 comments:
That's not what actually happens at the end. Actually, the whole world blows up.
Actually my cousin age (8) thinks the movie's great but its probably because of the age differences. You should do a movie review for Twilight
Have you thought about reviewing twilight? and whats up with reviewing James Bond movies?
I would prefer not to have to sit through twilight.
btw thanks for reading
-Zach
i thought bolt was pretty good. :0
ya bolt was good zach
you just dont get the PG movies adn wanna look good in front of ppl tht read this and dont wanna be lookin like a kid in high school watchin PG moviees
a lot of younger people who went with me didn't like it
-zach
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